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timeoff, people! funny joke here ))

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it?

it's not funny, it's true

but it's very funny too

c'est quoi ce truc ??????

je ne sait pas pourquoi ce mec a un pseudo en accord avec ce qu'il raconte et qu'il ecrit offtopic alors que c'est fait pour ça le salon blabla .... non j'ai rien penser de mal non

that's often true ^^

Shikamaru wrote:je ne sait pas pourquoi ce mec a un pseudo en accord avec ce qu'il raconte et qu'il ecrit offtopic alors que c'est fait pour ça le salon blabla .... non j'ai rien penser de mal non

peut etre que le gars s'inscrit uniquement pour poster ça (il a dut faire pas mal de forum)

oui c'est ce que j'appelle les pomés de la vie qui n'ont tellement pas d'amis qu'ils cherchent des forum pour perdre leur temps à s'inscrire et a poster 1 message ...

on perd trop de temps c'est relou de faire ça...

ouf pour une fois que c'est pas un spam en anglais ^^