LEGAND OF ZELDA: SORD OF ATARI
For the TI-84 Plus C Silver Edition, TI-84 Plus CE and TI-83 Premium CE
2013: CSE version
2015: CE version
BASIC coding rushed by DJ Omnimaga, awesome ASM lib by Calc84maniac (now replaced with Doors CSE by KermMartian and tr1p1ea!)
Legend of Zelda is obviously a Nintendo trademark. Legand of Zelda is how 98% of English-speaking people spell it.
WARNING: Do NOT download this game! Oh wait you just did...
http://codewalr.us

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Useless junk
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A game coming directly from hell for the TI-84 Plus C Silver Edition, TI-84 Plus CE and TI-83 Premium CE. With this game you can now experience Zelda like if you were being high, combined with a Zero Wing-quality English translation, while also getting a small idea of how Zelda could have been like if it first came out on the Atari 2600 instead of Nintendo.

However, the game has some side effects:
1) In some occasions, you might feel like smashing your brand new color screen machine because of how f***ing hard the game is
2) Game might cause extreme brain damage and eye cancer.


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Stuff nobody read
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This zip file contains the following:
-84+CE/ATAZLDCE.8xp: Pure TI-BASIC version of the game (works on TI-83 Premium CE, 84 Plus CE and CSE)
-84+CSE/ATAZELDA.8xp: Doors CSE compatible version of the game (only works on CSE!)
-old/English version/ATARIZLD: Older version that uses LCDTOOL
-old/Version française/ATARIZLD: Older version that uses LCDTOOL, but en Français
-old/LCDTOOL: An ASM lib by Calc84maniac that changes the calc resolution to 160x240 pixels
-old/A: If you inaverdently quit the game using ON, this will unf*** your calc.
-readme.txt: Nothing important

To install the game, just send ATAZELDA (84+CSE) or ATAZLDCE (83PCE or 84+CE) to your calc. If you want the old version or French one send ATARIZLD and LCDTOOL. To turn ON your calculator press the ON key. If pressing ON doesn't do anything, then make sure that the calculator is actually in front of you, then try again.


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Items
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-Keys: An item that looks like a key. They are so heavy that you can't carry more than one at once.
-Sord of Atari: A sword shaped like an Atari 2600.
-Potato: It's a secret.


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How to win The Game
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You can't. But if you want to try, just avoid s*** that moves around and grab keys to get further. You have no sword (except the Atari one, which you only get at the very end). Beware of walls. You can't save and you only have 3 lives. 


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Disclaimers
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-I will not be held responsible for any brain damage or eye cancer that might ensue while playing this game. Same if your English grades drop as a result of using this game to learn grammar and spelling.

-In case you aren't realizing it yet, this game is not meant as a serious coding attempt nor to show off any programming skills (although maps load fast :P). It is kinda a parody of Zero Wing's translation and bad calculator games that came out over the years that used big gaming franchise names.


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Contact
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Many (better) games (and myself) are available for download at http://codewalr.us